11 definitions by wail halls

What you'd get if a teletubbie and an oompa-loompa got down with it. An oompatubbie generally has the orange skin of an oompa-loompa, but it may have tinges of red, yellow, green, or purple to it. It has some sort of antannea on it's head, though it's smaller than the average teletubby's. There is a T.V. on its stomach, but the signal isn't as good.
The oompatubbie Willy Wonka employed at his factory was made fun of by the other oompa-loompas because of its speech problems and its inability to stay in sync with their songs, and the oompa-loompa Klan made racist comments to it about its skin color.
by wail halls September 14, 2006
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Originating from a twelve-book series called "{Cirque Du Freak" ("The Saga of Darren Shan" in Britian and Ireland), a group of blooddrinkers that broke away from the vampire clan when the vampires decided to stop killing humans. They have purple skin and red eyes, hair, and fingernails because of large comsumptions of blood. They hold high morals and never lie, but they kill when they feed.
"Fear me, the Lord of the Vampaneze! I'm worse than Ann Coulter!" -- Steve Leopard
by wail halls September 7, 2006
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Someone on urbandictionary.com who doesn't really read submissions when he/she edits them, just puts "publish" or "reject" at random depending on what he/she feels like.
I'm a slash-and-burn editor because I just published thirty words for the hell of it.
by wail halls September 7, 2006
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Somone who has to go to the bathroom a lot and/or has a small bladder.
Kayla's such a peetard, she looked like she was about to piss herself when she ran into the bathroom!
by wail halls September 3, 2006
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