A fart shared clandestinely with the 2 or 3 people closest to you in a crowded room.
A fart shared in private with one you love.
Husband to Wife:
"I feel so close to you - I'm so glad we can share everything with one another."
Wife to Husband:
"Yes, dear, but even though we're married, do we really need to share ALL our squeakrets?"
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