12 definitions by vogla

An Alex in a vegetative state

zombified in a not cool way
When the bat made contact with the side of his head he received the full Alex spoor treatment: no more feeding himself, no more orgasms, no more complete sentances
by vogla January 24, 2013

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fapping to your sister's girly toys
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a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"
by vogla January 12, 2013

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When the guy you considered a bro turns out to be a camo homo brohomoflirting at you. Worse yet this faggot fancies you as a potential boyfriend for faggotry or butt to pirate; Not cool he brofaked you.
Frequent "slips" into brohomoism conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a faggot with a brohomocrush

Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them: the "brohomo" misnomer blasphemes the bro code. If the conversation is considered brohomoism by both guys the brohomocrush feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry
by vogla January 22, 2013

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A shift in conversation to faggotry connotations that lets you know your bro thinks of you as a potential boyfriend or butt to pirate
Frequent "slips" into brohomoism conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a homo.

Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them. if the conversation is considered brohomoism by both guys the feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry
by vogla January 22, 2013

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A shift in conversation to faggotry connotations that lets you know your bro thinks of you as a potential boyfriend or butt to pirate
Frequent "slips" into brohomotastic conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a homo.

Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them. if the conversation is considered brohomotastic by both guys the feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry
by vogla January 22, 2013

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