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13 definitions by vive cuervo

 
1.
a male hawk, usually a male peregrine falcon
the tercel swooped down and bit off the chipmunks head.
by vive cuervo May 10, 2005
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2.
God's name in the old testament.
Adonai burned down Rome because the Romans were pushy assholes.
by vive cuervo June 27, 2005
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3.
Originally a joint venture between Swatch, and Mercedes. The smart fortwo is a city car designed to carry two people and a case of beer (yes really). However, Swatch backed out leaving Mercedes to decide what to do. In 1998 the car began to be sold in Europe. Since then smart has sold 781,000 of these cars worldwide, including more than 11,000 in the United States. The car has a tridion safety cell which is similar to a Nascar safety cage. It also has electronic stability control, brake assist, cornering control, and front and side airbags. The car starts at roughly 12,000 dollars and can go up to about 18,000. It is available in coupe and cabriolet configurations. Additionally, If you decide you don't like the car's color you can swap the plastic body panels for a set of different colored ones. The car is 100% recyclable, and got a very good crash test rating both in Europe and the U.S. The waiting list is very long.
Johnny picked up his smart fortwo two weeks ago, and he told me that he's getting 40 MPG in mixed driving.
by Vive Cuervo July 19, 2008
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4.
When Howard Dean was campaigning for the 2004 Presidential election he blew it during a speech. He got all excited and started naming off states he was going to win, then at a key moment he yelled PIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! He blew it.

This incident was parodied on Chappelle's show. It was quite hilarious.
Howard Dean: We're gonna go to New Hampshire, then Wisconsin, then Utah, then Connecticut, Then I'm gonna go home, see my wife, and PIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! PIYAW PIYAW PIYAW!
by Vive Cuervo December 12, 2006
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5.
The act of being an asshole. Anything associated with an asshole.
Cory's blatant assholry was pissing his hard working friend off while he was trying to do his research paper. He wouldn't stop asking him annoying questions, and trying to pressure him into doing stuff he didn't want to do.
by Vive Cuervo March 19, 2006
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6.
Feces. Made famous by a hilarious episode of South Park where (SPOILER!) Stan makes a dookie in the school's urinal and is punished for it
He dropped a mud monkey right on the bathroom floor at school, and the janitor had to clean it up.
by vive cuervo February 07, 2009
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7.
Something that couldn't possibly be made any better. A plan with no flaws
The Boston Celtics are fried gold this year.

Bush's idea to invade Iraq wasn't exactly fried gold.
by Vive Cuervo May 31, 2008
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