My other answer to everything.
Peson: How... did you get up there?
Person: HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT?
Teacher: How did you get a perfect score on the test? You're either sleeping or talking in class and you've never ONCE done your homework.
Me: What did you want me to say? Brain steroids??
The most unoriginal thing ever.
Waffles, penguins, cookies, pancakes, ect. <--Not random
Shouting these things does not make you random (aka cool). It makes you look stupid. I mean, wtf? How the hell is screaming "PENGUINS EAT WAFFLES ON MY PORCH!!!1~" random when that's exactly what the post above you said.
I am so utterly pissed off at the over-use of the word random. It puts true acts of randomness to SHAME. SHAME SHAME SHAME.
1. A female pig
2. A bitchy skank-ass who everyone hates
3. A disgusting person
The Sow: *belch*
The Other Person: Sow.
The best thing in the world. Fuck sliced bread.
Her music is great, she's hot, and I don't know anyone who knows about her doesn't like her.
Ani DiFranco sings my lullabies.
I LOVE YOU ANI!
My answer to everything.
Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?
Walmart is the evil empire.
Walmart is corrupting your children.
Like an antelope, with shit.
The shitalope is a majestic creature. With a long curving neck, all covered with shit.