1 definition by vincent lombardi

Top Definition
the grimy, smelly, and crusty shit secreted from your penis

A.K.A.
cheese dick
smegma
cock cheese
etc.
"dude whats that smell!"
" oh thats my fucking schlem"
by vincent lombardi April 08, 2008
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