63 definitions by vince

Video Kard

The process of buying a video card, taking said card out of the box, shinkwrapping the box with some socks inside.

I just pulled a "video kard" at Best Buy... score!!!

by vince November 13, 2003

coochie

the synonem for vagina;pussy

that girls coochie was all wet

by vince April 18, 2004

iselo

an iselo is a person jumps off the hoover damn with his nut sack tied at the top

Vince: nick i can'yt believe your going to pull an iselo
Nick:damn straight

by vince October 1, 2004

Knobstick

A derogitory term for use in most situations, combination of the terms knob and stick

Rick: You're hair looks pretty stupid
John: Shut it, knobstick!

by vince July 1, 2004

shiznittlebombsnipsamsack

Extremely good. Better than da bomb, the shiznit...the best. Only used in rare circumstances. Made its first public appearance in the movie "Half Baked" when uttered by Thurgood (Dave Chappelle).

Damn...this weed is the shiz-nittle-bomb...snipsamsack!!!

by vince December 1, 2003

Napoleon Dynamite

retarded ass movie that my friends said was good i said wtf as i broke the dvd

ryan knows what he is talking about he know good movies from bad ones

by vince March 31, 2005

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by vince September 27, 2004