One who conducts a middle/high school or college band. Yes it's true they like to tell lame jokes but most band kids like that weird humor anyway. Give em a break. Some of these directors are serious to the point of craziness. Band directors really try and are usually nice people, unless they don't give a shit about the band. Then they just suck. Very busy these band directors are.
The trumpet section was up the band director's ass but he helped them with their rhythms and they thanked him.
The band director was near death listening to the 20 piccolos but gathered the patience to get them all in tune.
My band director is awesome- he can be a real nazi on the field when he has to, and the next minute he's your bff.