2 definitions by venus indigo & saturn magenta

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1. when a female's frontal lower half falls asleep, then engages in sexual intercourse and is not able to feel penetration.

"my pussy was so numb, felt like a ghost-dick!"
by venus indigo & saturn magenta April 07, 2008

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1. a male that identifies as a bisexual, but is clearly a homosexual.
2. derived from a blue nail polish worn by gay males that prefer to wear tight pants and engage in sexual intercourse with unattractive asian girls and promiscuous black men.
3. a gay male.
"did you see that milani that works down at the unicorn alley? he makes mad williams."

"dude, my boyfriend is totally hot but he won't have sex with me. you think he's a milani?"

"Milaaaaani???"
by venus indigo & saturn magenta April 07, 2008

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