that guy that always wants to skype with you.
who jokes about watching you while you sleep
who calls you a turdd :D
who meets you on myspace and asks you to go to the rodeo
who doesn't follow the 3 major rules, no coughing, yawning, sneezing
**who assumes yall are dating and you find out because he announces you as his girlfriend in a random gas station in the middle of no where