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2 definitions by vectus

 
1.
To have your butthole stretched open at least 6" in diameter.
That fool was goatsified.
by vectus October 27, 2003
 
2.
Masterbating at great haste.
I only had 5 minutes so I decided to fastibate.
by vectus October 27, 2003