6 definitions by vanderplonk

æ

Used when the last letter of a word is 'a' which is going to be suffixed by 'ed' or any suffixes beginning with 'e'.

"I've karmæd you already, karma whore!"

by vanderplonk September 14, 2007

Pearlster

Someone who expects everything to be funny.

Guy: "Apples were dead as soon as they were picked off a tree"
Pearlster: "I don't find you funny at all despite you were being serious"

by vanderplonk September 14, 2007

Lashley

A disliked person who gets into alot of trouble by hating the Irish, taking stuff without permission and expects something for nothing.

Irishman: Hello
Lashley: Piss off, I hate you! Change your nationality then I'll like you

Hard working person: Hey look what I made
Lashley: Yoink!
Everyone: Lashley you dickweed, make your own

Lashley: Hey give me some money even though I don't deserve it
Randomer: Fuck you Lashley, go and earn it

by vanderplonk September 14, 2007

maths magician

Someone who is good at maths

Leroy: Yo Bob, what's 300,000 ÷ 8?
Bob: 37,500.
Leroy: Wow Bob, you're a maths magician!

by vanderplonk September 18, 2007

rhetoricality

Using a rhetorical question to answer another rhetorical question which both have the same answer.

"Q: Is pizza a food?"
"A: Is the Pope Catholic?"

The answer is made up for rhetoricality.

by vanderplonk September 14, 2007

Wiki'd

Finding relevant information on Wikipedia.

I've Wiki'd Italy and it is a country.

by vanderplonk September 14, 2007