3 definitions by van man

Top Definition
amazing make of skate shoe. just cos you tossers cant affofd them.
vans kick the ass of reebok or nike any day.
by van man April 29, 2004
To masturbate while defecating on the toilet.
Jimmy could not convince his girlfriend to give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a masturkin.
by VAN MAN July 04, 2013
To defecate on the floor and walking away.
Tim decided to one-up Jimmy's crop dust with a carpet bombing.
by VAN MAN July 04, 2013
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