City located 7 miles from DC, seconds from I 495, I 66, and the Dulles Toll Road. One of the richest counties in the United States. Falls Church has everything you need in it 5 minutes at the most from your house. Falls Church aka the FC.
kid from Falls Church: hey where you from i havent seen you around here?
kid from Alexandria: Im from Alexandria, i go to TC
kid from Falls Church: yo get the fuck outta here
kid from Alex.: no way man
(gets punhced in the face)
kid from Falls Church: Welcome to the FC, bitch!