While having intercourse "doggy style" and chewing tobacco, you spit on her anus and finger her anus. then you ejaculate on her anus. you then smear the concoction on her upper lip, thus giving her an "Egyptian Mustache".
Last might I gave Joni an Egyptian mustache. It was amazing.
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