A small city in Indiana. It is notorious for its strange (but new) traditions such as clown parades and watermelon drops. It is also the home of the George Rogers Clark Memorial. It has 2 McDonalds and a Wal-Mart. It is also equipped with the likes of Rally's and Taco Bell and various other upscale restaurants. Notable tourist attractions include Pearl City and Bunker Hill. While driving through the beautiful Vincennes, you are likely to be stopped by multiple trains no matter where you are headed. Vincennes is also the meth capital of the world. When grocery shopping at the local JayC, it is considered proper etiquette to wear pajama pants accompanied with a lovely dirt-stained wife beater. Screaming at your five illegitimate children is also recommended. Wearing clothes that cover your butt hole is not a necessity.
I was driving through Vincennes today when I saw a bunch of meth heads walking their babies.
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