given to one who has Asperger's syndrome - often intended in a derogatory manner. It may also apply to one who exhibits
of one with Asperger's syndrome, the symptoms of which include unwillingness
to leave one's own house and socialise, and the inability to understand social
Person 1: "Hey, do you want
to come out tonight?"
Asperge 1: "No sorry, I'm an asperge. I'd rather go shoe shopping and play mass
Person 2: "Asperge 2, why have you got your
back to the wall?"
Asperge 2: "In case someone bottles me from behind."
Asperge 3: "Hurry up now guys, i want
you to leave my house."
Person 3: "Why?"
Asperge 3: "I want
you to leave so I don't have to be around
you and socialise."
Asperge 4: "Look at that little boy, i'd love to put my cock in his mouth."