25 definitions by uwanttruthitellz

Jesus' cousin.
Bloke- Hey, say, did you see that Peter Griffin?
Other Bloke- What, Jesus' cousin?
Bloke- Yeah.
Other Bloke- Yeah, I did.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
A revolutionary new-old rave post punk romantic revival band that had a string of two top fourty hits in the late early 90s.

In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ".

Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies".

Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo."

A terrible, terrible band.
Bailey- I just got the new BJ album.
Lucy- Oh yeah, blow job's first album was alright. How's this one?
Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.
by uwanttruthitellz May 09, 2009
To Mung- to skip school or lessons.
Schoolgirl 1- Are you munging next lesson?
Schoolgirl 2- what've we got?
Schoolgirl 1- Maths.
Schoolgirl 2- Hell yeah!
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
The result of failed contraception in Britain, France, Spain and Africa's incestual love affair orgy which created a life-form as flawed and corrupt as all of the participant's put together.

They called it America and left it to verment for a while when it started crying. It eventually got really fat, ugly, thin, beautiful, liberal, extreme, god-fearing and atheistically-insane all at the same time.
Mother 1- Can I see a picture of your eldest.
Mother 2- (Embarassed) Ok.
Mother 1- Wow... she is sure a...
Mother 2- Yep, she's an America.

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Lukey English- I'm off to America then, Dad.
Jake English- Be careful, son. You could become a God-fearing super rich movie star or become a father to your sister's mother's uncle's baby in a caravan park in new jersey by the flip of a coin.
by uwanttruthitellz May 09, 2009
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