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9 definitions by uvkorn7

 
8.
Morning breath that smells akin to cat poop. Typically occurs after a night of drinking, or nacho eating.
Girl: Good morning. Jeezy creezy, you have cat poop breath!
Guy: I'm pretty sure I got into a batch last night when I was drunk.
by uvkorn7 November 19, 2010
 
9.
A 50 pound dog who thinks it's a lap dog. Generally curls up on their master's lap, and then inexplicably catapults themselves into the air, blasting their master's nuts in the process.
Guy: Ow! The dog just jumped off my lap!
Girl: Yeah, he's a total nut blaster.
by uvkorn7 November 19, 2010