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Originated when "Can't even function" was mistaked for "Candy Munchin". Means I'm so drunk I can't even function, or too hungover or sick to function.
Cait: I'm feeling pretty good after last night
Katrina: Hell nooo, I'm straight candy munchin
by usaf8363 January 10, 2011

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is used after stating a fact, opinion, joke, or sarcastic term. Can be used in any sentence.
Rebekah: You were so funny last night, every one was laughing at you.
Katie: O...........I guess thats a good thing

Bridge: She called you physco
Jill: I'm usually pretty chill.....O
by usaf8363 January 10, 2011

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