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5 definitions by urinal_cake

 
1.
A country with some of the best pubs in the World. Don't pick a fight in Wales because they will knock your teeth out.
Wales rocks.
No one shags sheep and not everyone is called Gwenyth.
Visit Wales!
Some guy: FUCKIN WELSH BASTARDS!
Welsh man: Punches man in face.
by urinal_cake May 22, 2005
 
2.
An Asian dish.
Really popular in Britain with people who have more beer than blood in their bodies.
Real nice food.
Also, belive it or not, it's a programming language.
Drunken man 1: err mate we need some curry and fast!
Drunken man 2: Aye I agree, vindaloo?
by urinal_cake June 01, 2005
 
3.
Silly little battles started by script-kiddies and is always started by: Micro$0ft sukz 4eva, linux is s0oo0o0 much better, oh yeah apple users are loserzzz.

Then someone comes on with knowledge of computers:
Actually if windows is so bad, how come its the most popular of them all.

Look people, in the past I have had or worked on apple lisa, windows 3.1, windows 95, 98, 2000, XP, red-hat linux and solaris so freaking calm down, go read a book, then come back and talk properly.
Script-kiddies suck.
Script kiddie 1: HAHAHAHAHA MY UBUNTU LINUX ROXORZ FOREVER, I WILL HACK YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC SOLARIS!!!111!1!11!!11111111
Programmer: I came here to talk about computers with people of the same interest, you probably don't have ubuntu, and probably can't even hack.
Script kiddie 1: HAHAHA URE SKILLZ R INFERIOR n0ob, j0o sukz and i Wil1 hackorz u wiv my skillz.
Programmer: Oh really, what languages do you know.
Script kiddie: HAHAHAH FOOOL I KNOW ENGLISH AND I AM LEARNING SPANISH IN THE NEXT TERM!!!!
Programmer: I meant a programming language.
Script kiddie: I ROCKZ T0O MUCH FOR ANY POOOR LANGUAGE, I WILL MAKE MY OWN WITH PEN AND PAPER!!!
Programmer: Good luck with that.....
by urinal_cake June 01, 2005
 
4.
George Bush's favourite game boy game.
When georgey lad gets bored he invades a country here and there.
This planet is beautiful and needs respect, not him and his "peace-keepers" to go and kill inoccent people and burn all that oil
Eventually, the neo nazi george will fall.
More than likely he will take everyone down with him the bastard
by urinal_cake June 04, 2005
 
5.
A crappy store that "individuals" buy their clothes from.
Sells poor quality clothing for really high prices. People who go there either want to "rebel" or are blind. People who go to hot topic will soon realise that how "goth" or "punk" they are won't matter when people are not shocked by the huge cloud of hype "goths and punks" have created.
Shop where you want, but please don't go their and come out and say how individual you feel.
You will be laughed at for the rest of eternity.
Who gives a shit what social group you are in when your getting a job or trying to make a living.
To get real heavy clothing come to Leeds, England and go to hellraiser or route one.
by urinal_cake June 11, 2005