32 definitions by urbanprick

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when you're too lazy to type in "Urban Dictionary" in google, so you just type in "urb" to get there faster
Let's find out what "shizzle" means. One sec, i'll just google "urb".
by UrbanPrick June 21, 2013
The reason why girls don't need to lose weight.
D-cup is even better!
Girl: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Guy: A bit, but it makes your boobs look sexy! And don't go on any diets, keep your C-cups!
by UrbanPrick April 02, 2008
two words that a girl says when she isn't interested in you
Boy: Hey how was your weekend?
Girl: It was great, I went out with my boyfriend.
Boy: Oh okay. (looks awkward)
by UrbanPrick November 14, 2011
The shortest pick-up line a man can say to another man.
(stranger meets stranger)
gay?
you better believe it
(they start making out and taking off clothes)
by UrbanPrick July 23, 2012
- the new word for retarded

Originally, unfortunate people of below-average intelligence were called "mentally deficient", but people started using that as an insult so they changed it to "mentally retarded" which became even more of an insult. The latest term now is "developmentally delayed". Just to show those politically correct retards that changing the word does jack s**t, let's use "delayed" as the new insult...

btw don't actually hate on clinically stupid people they don't really deserve it, its just fun to make up insults
"are you f**king delayed?"
"stop acting so delayed!"
"why are you being so f**king delayed in the head?"
"that was really delayed of you!"
"deeeeeeee-lay!"
by UrbanPrick April 03, 2006
another way of saying "Deepest condolences, my heart goes out to you."

the expression comes from the meme How Is Babby Formed
Person 1: Today my dog died, my girlfriend dumped me, i lost over 9000 dollars in the stock market, and i accidentally my brand new car.
Person 2: I am truley sorry for your lots.
by UrbanPrick January 20, 2011
another way of saying "what the fuck", "oh my gosh", "holy shit", "are you serious?" etc.
Bloody shit, is there nobody here with any common sense?
by UrbanPrick January 01, 2014

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