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10 definitions by urbankhaos

A stupid person (prob. Welsh) saying the word Ambulance
"Get us an amblumance" cried Taff as he lay on the ground injured.
by urbankhaos May 07, 2003
One who just can't seem to pull his finger from his arse and press record after the change of CCTV tapes.
1. Urban is a real video biffer, sack him.
by urbankhaos May 09, 2003
Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.
1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.

2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go
by urbankhaos May 09, 2003