45 definitions by urban pervert

What naughty girls are punished with.
She moaned with orgasmic glee when I slapped her ass with my whip.
by urban pervert March 26, 2003
An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.
I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.
by urban pervert December 09, 2003
Ready to fuck. Typically applies to girls who just turn 18.
When Helen became ripe on her birthday, she knew what to do.
by urban pervert March 29, 2003
A mythical demoness from ancient Scottish legends.
A very attractive female demon who craves sex and must have lots of it because she uses the cum to provide energy for her life-force.

The word "succubus" is derived from the Latin word "succuba", which means prostitute or slut.
She fucked me so good last night, I wonder if she really is a succubus. :^D
by urban pervert February 26, 2003
Spare pussy to have when your wife or girlfriend is either on the rag or just not in the mood to straddle the cock. Traditionally a popular stress reliever in France, which might explain why they rarely wage wars these days.
After my wife tried the old "I have a headache" tactic for avoiding sex, I hopped over to the other side of town where my mistress gladly spread her legs for me.
by urban pervert October 31, 2003
A slang term used describe male ejaculation of semen from the penis, or female ejaculation of fluid from the vagina. Mostly refers to male ejaculation.
She sucked his dick so good he gave her a massive cum shot down her throat.
by urban pervert February 08, 2003
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