7 definitions by ur dads hairy nipple
when u r born u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7
when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom
when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money.
when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah.
when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom.
when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.
when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom
when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money.
when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah.
when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom.
when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.
by ur dads hairy nipple March 31, 2005
A game for the computer that recently came out for xbox. i shat my pants while playing it.not literally. but a little bit of piss came out once or twice.
im playing doom 3 and all of a sudden a zombie comes out of a shadow and i go HOLY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER !!!!!! AAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!....uh ohhhhhhh i made peepee!!!
by ur dads hairy nipple April 8, 2005
Ok heres what i think deja vu is. there are two possibilities.
1. Since humans only use about a quarter of our brain power we may be experiencing a sudden increase in our minds capabilities for a short moment resulting in a psychic remembrance of a current situation causing you too feel you have experienced it already.
2. There is a matrix and a glitch has occured. what happens is you experience a repeated situation then you say "didnt this happen already" and then the programmers of the matrix program your mind to say oh its just deja vu.
1. Since humans only use about a quarter of our brain power we may be experiencing a sudden increase in our minds capabilities for a short moment resulting in a psychic remembrance of a current situation causing you too feel you have experienced it already.
2. There is a matrix and a glitch has occured. what happens is you experience a repeated situation then you say "didnt this happen already" and then the programmers of the matrix program your mind to say oh its just deja vu.
by ur dads hairy nipple August 7, 2005
Knuckles-An angry, pissed off rival of sonic the hedgehog. Knuckles is the last warrior of his race to protect the emeralds that Empower sonic with super strength,speed and yellow hair. Knuckles is loved by rouge the bat but doesnt admit it but he eventually will love her.
Its very similar to Vegeta from DBZ/GT
Vegeta-An angry pissed off rival of Goku (the DBZ/GT version of sonic). Vegeta also proects something similar to the emeralds known as dragon balls. Vegeta is among the only descendants of saiyans. he is the only one that takes pride in his heritage. he is loved by bulma but doesnt like to admit it but eventually loves her. SAiyans also have the ability to go super saiyan which is exactly like super sonic because they get super strong, super fast and grow yellow hair.
Its very similar to Vegeta from DBZ/GT
Vegeta-An angry pissed off rival of Goku (the DBZ/GT version of sonic). Vegeta also proects something similar to the emeralds known as dragon balls. Vegeta is among the only descendants of saiyans. he is the only one that takes pride in his heritage. he is loved by bulma but doesnt like to admit it but eventually loves her. SAiyans also have the ability to go super saiyan which is exactly like super sonic because they get super strong, super fast and grow yellow hair.
Sonic- hey knuckles lets hang out!
Knuckles- Shut yo fuckin mouth foo!
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Goku-hey vegeta lets hang out!
Vegeta-Shut yo fuckin mouth foo!
Knuckles- Shut yo fuckin mouth foo!
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Goku-hey vegeta lets hang out!
Vegeta-Shut yo fuckin mouth foo!
by ur dads hairy nipple April 22, 2005
a guy on xbox live that sucks massive donkey cock. he is a slut. same with his shit-assed friend omega l supreme, he also likes to take up the but all night, how would i know? because he told me once when he was crying about his shitty life. did i mention that he likes to take it up the butt?
by ur dads hairy nipple March 19, 2005
A game that recently came out. its campaign is decent and clearly rushed despite THREE YEARS OF FUCKING DELAYS. the multiplayer on xbl is really fun though. Its ruining my life. Its the cause of my failing grades in school. Its like it controls my life. If there was a halo rehab center i would definetly go. I rock on xbl
Teacher: the math mid-term is tomorrow, study hard because if u dont pass it u will fail and go to summer school.
Me(at home): Ill just play halo 2 for a few minutes then ill study.
16 hours later-Me: holy shit i forgot to study.
If u wanna fight me on xbox live my gamer tag is Mazz88. Ill probably win.
Me(at home): Ill just play halo 2 for a few minutes then ill study.
16 hours later-Me: holy shit i forgot to study.
If u wanna fight me on xbox live my gamer tag is Mazz88. Ill probably win.
by ur dads hairy nipple March 10, 2005
a wonderful and imaginary land where rich peeple and poor people live together in harmony. the rich people come from the east and the poor people come from the west and the middle classed peeple lie in between this whimsical world of dreams. the rich,poor and middle classed people integrate into the local high school,the heart and soul of this dreamland, where drugs from the poor people are sold to the rich people and where hugs from the rich people are given to the middle classed people. where B.M.Ws, Porsches, Mercedes, Range Rovers, and Audis are driven by the rich, where bikes, skateboards and scooters are driven by the middle class,and where hand-me-down shoes and rusty old bikes are driven by the poor. in this land of unimaginable opportunities poor people grow up to be janitors and lawn mowers, middle classed people grow up to be teachers and nurses, and rich people grow up to be lawn mowing company owners, Doctors and lawyers. Many people have never seen a place like this, a place that even if you need a job and are broke, a rich pal will get his mom or dad to give you a job. a place where rich people wear Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle Outfitters, Gucci, Versace,Tommy Hillfiger, Ralph Lauren and many many more. a place where poor and middle classed people get a lot of the same clothes as the rich people but they are fake or bought at stores like T.J Maxx where reject clothes are sold. the land known as Hewlett has a harbor that is located in the rich people part, its said the water of this harbor is so enchanted with the gas of the motor boats that drive on it and the feces of the fish that die in it, that a few sips of this holy water will send you straight to hell. many people claim that there is no such thing as Hewlett but i know that it exists, i am a middle classed person! i have seen both sides of this land!!! the government cant cover it up any longer!!!!!! Dont believe anything they told you!!!!! if you build it they will come!!! head to the timony pop groves and jelly bean fields to see the merry light of broken sassy wings!!!! now do the shaka shaka boom throw up them clappies and sing to the lefty no-internet bunny bunny hairy johns!!!!! remember u need to belieeeeeeeve!!!!!! now go do as i say and one day you will see hewlett over the hills of gold and through the seas of hotgod flavored water!!!!!!! trust me everything ive said so far is true!!!!!
by ur dads hairy nipple March 30, 2005