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2 definitions by unky!

 
1.
(n) a name given to a lifelong friend, someone who shares your interests and who would serve as an uncle to your offspring.
Is Unky Fred coming to the party? I can't wait to see him!
by unky! September 20, 2010
 
2.
(n) a friend you once had, and who could serve as an uncle to your offspring, but who you haven't seen for a long time and whose whereabouts are unknown
Child: Dad, whatever happened to your friend Hal?
Dad: Last I know he was in Vegas. As far as I'm concerned, he's a rusty unky.
by unky! November 17, 2013