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5 definitions by uncle super schlong

 
1.
Cockney slang - Spunk (jizz, the white stuff, protein shot, salt water)
that birds got harry munk dripping from her chin, silly girl didnt swallow.
by Uncle Super Schlong June 11, 2003
 
2.
a womans hand in description of a sexual act either to herself (a very talented woman) or to a man (tossing the caber)
' yesterday i had princess palm and her five sisters '
' you bucket, i can only manage 2 sisters '
by uncle super schlong June 17, 2003
 
3.
essex girls who run around making tea for everyone because there was no jobs left at MacDonalds.
This one time, at band camp, i shoved a lucozade bottle up my pussy. Arent bottles fun...
by uncle super schlong June 12, 2003
 
4.
an young spunk puppy who's purpose in life is to run around after his superior(s), while they put definitions of him on urban dictionary.com
dom you spunk puppy, after you have finished shinning my shoes go and make me a cup of tea, bitch.
by uncle super schlong June 18, 2003
 
5.
where david likes victoria to shove her fist
david: "make sure you spit on it first"
vic: "maybe i can stick my fingers down my throat and throw up on it instead?"
david: "okay then hunny, be gentle..."
vic: "brace yourself david"
david: "ohh, that was just like last time, only better"
vic: "thats cos it was Brooklyns head"
by Uncle Super Schlong June 11, 2003