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6 definitions by uncle salty

 
1.
affectionate pikey term. implying that the person being referred to is so desirable that you would even go so far as to drink water that they have bathed in
“she’s so fit, oooh i could drink her bathwater”
by uncle salty May 11, 2004
 
2.
the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, assuming, of course, they are not completely shorn
“i’ll be back later honey for a quick, uuuuuhhhhh, poke in the whiskers”

“i’d like to get her back to my place for a poke in the whiskers”
by uncle salty May 11, 2004
 
3.
sexual term for a womans anus

see also cadburys corridor

nb. cadburys and bournville are both british chocolate confectionary products
“she let me stick it up bournville boulevard last night”

“do reckon she takes it up bournville boulevard?”
by uncle salty May 11, 2004
 
4.
Derogatory term for a person, most notably used when referring to females. The joining of the two curse words is designed to further emphasise that the subject being referred to is more than just a mere cunt. It's vulgarity in terms of literal meaning is also to further emphasise that the subject being referred to is a particularly unsavoury or disagreeable character in terms of actions and/or opinion. The adding of a 3rd curse or whole insult to pre-empt the original insult is to add body and weight to the vocal impact.

Usually used by inebriated Eagans*

*see def for "eagan"
"that fuckin bird is a fuckin shit-cunt. I could be in Norfolk fucking a nurse but i'm stuck here with that cock teasing shit-cunt...you you're like the big brother i've already got two of but her...shit-cunt!"
by uncle salty May 10, 2004
 
5.
sexual term for a womans anus

see also bournville boulevard
“she let me stick it up cadburys corridor last night”

“do reckon she takes it up cadburys corridor?”
by uncle salty May 11, 2004
 
6.
cock-er-ney rhyming slang for "lid"
"i've got a secret but don't tell no one mate, alright, keep a real on it"

"two cups of tea to take away love, nice one, can you stick a couple of real madrid's on the top please love, don't wanna get tea all over me white van"
by uncle salty May 11, 2004