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19 definitions by uncle meatster

 
1.
An ass that has been waxed clean of hair
That chick has aardvark ass.
She waxes her ass
Not even baby hairs on her ass
by uncle meatster December 15, 2013
 
2.
The act of finger fucking a chick because your finger is bigger than your dick
Dude, you should plump finger that chick.
by uncle meatster December 05, 2013
 
3.
A huge nose you can see right up the nostrils into the sinus cavity
That dudes got googlynose. I can see clear thru to the back of his head.
Watch out if that fucker sneezes
by uncle meatster December 16, 2013
 
4.
A gay guy with a rod on
That dude is a fembar
by uncle meatster December 16, 2013
 
5.
One who sticks his dick in anything that moves
Johnny is a swizzle Meister. He'll fuck anything
by uncle meatster December 15, 2013
 
6.
One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.
Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.
by uncle meatster December 15, 2013
 
7.
After you eat a lot of garlic and blow a load on her face. It stinks like garlic
I blew a stink load on her face
by uncle meatster December 15, 2013