The banter/dropping of names between two Jews of finding out who knows who
"Do you know Irving, Miriams husband that lives in Florida? "
"Ahh doesn't he have a brother that lives in an apartment above Gristedes between west 62nd and 63rd?"
"Oye I know that schmuck very vell"
"Then you must know my brother Izzy then?"
When, at a house party, the bathroom line becomes noticeably longer than it usually does, it it because someone is in there taking a huge crap that couldn't wait until later. Or maybe he was too stupid to clear his colon beforehand. Either way, when the perpetrator leaves the bathroom, the entire place stinks to high heaven.
VaVaVirgil: hey, yeah, let's talk about smoking. how do u feel about it?
user: i love it
VaVaVirgil: u must like having bad breath too.
VaVaVirgil: yeah, it really matches ur yellow teeth
user: gold teeth, slut
User: i bet you smoke
VaVaVirgil: i'm a robot. i don't smoke.
User: of course you do
VaVaVirgil: my thoughts exactly.
User: you are a dirty slut you know
VaVaVirgil: that's not cool.
User: but thats what you are
VaVaVirgil: that right?
VaVaVirgil: sure enough!