An image of a camel's hoof caused by pants which fit so tightly as to expose the labia major through the fabric. While this is a fairly commonly known phenomenon, what most men do NOT know is that a Camel Toe can produce a tiny orgasm when I a woman attempts to walk whilst wearing such tight pants.

The act of performing oral sex on a woman while she is menstruating.

The language and writing system created to guard Ardamian secrets.

1) An Ardamian (Klei) word meaning "Shadow".
2) The rank of the highest authorities in Ardam.

pl. "Umshaads"

Not quite Punkish and not quite Funky.

The period of time between 2:00am and 6:00am when you should be in bed, but you're up chatting with your loser friends, or some obscure chinese or australian person (or an obscure american if you are from either of those countries) on some forsaken message service such as IRC, ICQ, MSN, AOL, or Yahoo!. It's not quite Morning and it's not quite Night, but you're still up doing god-knows-what. You're always confused on whether you should say "Good Night" or "Good Morning", so here's a new one for ya: (see example)

1) 1994-2003 "Adam Rowland and DAn Mohammed" - initially "ARDAM Tech" - a tech club founded at Bayside Secondary School and which became an international Mars colonization society (later known as "The Ardamian Empire")following its arrival on the world-wide web in 1995.

2) 2004-present. "Aerospace Research, Development And Marketing" - The First ARDAM disbanded in 1999 - but ARDAM was re-opened in 2004. Shortly afterwards, the Ardamians elected to change the definition of "ARDAM".