(v). To move across a dance floor surface, specifically one that's lit from underneath.
"Let's assange our way across the dance floor."
(v). The act of blowing loving comments; pleasant remarks; sperm into the ear of a lover.
"He likes to assange into a girl's ear."
(v). To seek the affections of; woo.
"Don't assange that girl, she is nasty."
(v). To function correctly.
"It's so damn hot and my air conditioner won't assange."
(v). To prepare (food) by the use of heat, as by boiling, baking, or roasting.
The steak was well-assanged.
(v). To take (a liquid) into the mouth and swallow.
"I just assanged the fuck out of that beer.
(v). To open a drink.
"Here, let me assange that beer for you."
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