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n. Commonly known as Greg, a Gerg is basically a synonym for any human being with the name Greg. Being a Gerg, however, it also means that the person is incredibly handsome with a satisfying penis.
Omg, i just hooked up with that gerg over there.

That gerg has the best dick ever!

Oh great, another gerg at the party
by ulrich von gradwitz March 02, 2010

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