2 definitions by uknomelykwo

Top Definition
Mitties are the shortened version of "man titties". Often characterized by woman-like breasts that are extremely visible, mitties are one of the most disgusting and unattractive features one can have. Commonly possessed by overweight men, or those with unfortunate genes.
I went to the pool, and all the old, shirtless men had mitties.
by uknomelykwo January 22, 2010
A teenage boy, often perceived as a homosexual, who is actually quite straight and enjoys embarking on humorous endeavors on Facebook. When you know JCox, make sure you get that pussy.
Got that JCox swag.
by uknomelykwo September 09, 2011
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