A poor excuse of a man who is an excruciatingly obese salad dodger that acts as some kind of keyboard warrior sitting behind his computer monitor in a dirty pair of jogging bottoms. Someone who trawls around various internet forums that can be seen to be overly aggressive, ill-informed, grumpy, dumb and flies off the handle at other far too quickly.
Were you online last night?
Yeah, did you see it all kick off between Steve and Dave? What a pair of Dazza