10 definitions by ugly dave

btf
a woman who wipes her butt from back-to-front resulting in poopycooch and is therefore unsuitable for cunnilingus
Jason tried to go down on his girlfriend, but it was too stinky. I told him that she was probably a BTF and that he needed to find a FTB.
by Ugly Dave September 28, 2007

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A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them
Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.
by Ugly Dave August 28, 2007

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ftb
a woman who wipes her butt from front to back, avoiding poopycooch and thereby being considered suitable for cunnilingus
Jason said his girlfriend was a poopycooch BTF and I told him to ditch that skank and get himself a FTB
by Ugly Dave September 28, 2007

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