1 definition by uccstrackman

Top Definition
To masturbate. An excuse to tell your roommates when you are going to go masturbate so they think you are going to bed.
Tyler- "Hey guys I think I'm going to go to bed early to catch up on sleep"
Matt- "Tyler are you going to masturbate?"
Tyler- "Noooooo...." (Sarcastic)
Matt- "OH! you're not Catching up on sleep! You're masturbating!"
by uccstrackman December 07, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt