3 definitions by typingduck

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ono
Or nearest offer.

When you are selling an item and want to say you are flexible on the price.
Jay: I'm selling this for 25 euros ono.
Bob: I'll give you 5.
Jay: Done.
by typingduck September 06, 2010

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A particular state of mind when you're so annoyed with someone/something that you start to say f*#k in nearly every sentence. As in the movie of the same name.
Hey token red-shirted security officer, we need you to join Kirk, Spock and McCoy on a field mission *

* token red-shirted security officer is likely to be 'In Bruges' now
by typingduck August 26, 2008

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French for "yummy little sugar burgers".
French Person: Bonjour, je vous aide?
Normal Person: Yo, I'd like a "Le Royal with cheese"
French Person: Oui Monsieur Pulp fiction, c'est très drôle... Mais nous sommes une pâtisserie, pas de hamburgers ici.
Normal Person: Ok, give me like 50 of those little burgers.
French Person: D'accord Monsieur, ce sont des macarons.
via giphy
by typingduck November 02, 2016

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