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Guidos live mostly in New Jersey and New York but usually come from Italian backgrounds, but most are "wanna bee guidos" which come from other backgrounds like Brizilan. You can tell who is a guido by their outfits. They wear headbands, have spikked hair, use way too much hair spray, wear ripped jeans, roll up their jeans, and sometimes even have earrings. (They look absolutely gross all the time)They usually inhabit the local clubs such as club abyss, and while they're there they usually frolic a lot. Guidos also don't travel alone. They usually have a whole possy of friends which many call "a pack of guidos." Guidos usually think they are all that but they really are not at all.
herkulano and danny.
they are examples of "wanna bee guidos" who come from Brazilan backgrounds.

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