1 definition by twistedbj

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havin sex with a corpse and then sucking the cum from its butt
"the mortition tha prided himself on being a meltcher took advantage of poor dead sallys ass, then with an available burger kind straw he began meltching the cum out of sallys ass." yum
by twistedbj January 13, 2009

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