2 definitions by twidtwid

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A tweet that pretends to show humility but which is actually bragging about something that happened to you. Similar to a humblebrag.

The key to a humbletweet is to pretend you don't understand why you are getting all this attention while also making a blatant attention grab in your tweet.
Examples of a humbletweet:

(sometweeter) > What? Why? "I have one of the top 5% most viewed @LinkedIn profiles for 2012"

(sometweeter2) > Rly dnt dsrv all this #attention 4 ths #volunteer wrk w/the #homeless. Thx!
by twidtwid February 12, 2013

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To not just unfriend someone, but to also block, ban, and delete them from every social network that you are on. Usually this is caused by a friend oversharing.

For example, someone posting and tagging a picture of you taking a huge bonghit on Facebook when your whole family is on your friends list.
I can't believe Adam posted that picture of me. I had to e-sassinate him.
by twidtwid July 22, 2010

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