As many people has adapted to FML, fuck
my life. The trend
has caused the FML sensation to be abused and used in unnecessary events. Thus replacing FML with FTS. FTS means Fuck
The Situation. It's a smaller and lighter tone
of FML. People who typically say FML about everything should use FTS. The world isn't over
because you scuffed
shoes or because you have
4/5 blocks of battery life left on your sidekick. Get over
- F*$# ! I left my gum at home! FML!
- Correction. FTS..
- Fuck The Situation. Only because your
life isn't over because
you simply forgot your
gum at home. Go buy another 30cent pack of gum. Kids
in Sudan would literally die for it. Whose got it worse?
- Wow, FTS..