2 definitions by tuuesday

when you set your privacy settings on facebook to not include tagged pics, access to your wall, etc for a select group of people. your aunts, uncles, little cousins, (insert anyone you don't want seeing incriminating photos of you or stalking your shit) keep joining facebook and you have no choice but to friend them... you can at least half-friend them to minimize stalking, ridicule and generally being a bad influence.
"I can't believe aunt viv joined facebook, now she comments on every photo and every status update, it's getting annoying. as if i needed her knowing i 'ended up puking in a bush' and was crazy drunk last night. my friends left that little anecdote on my wall and she commented 'you got some splainin to do' Ugh."

"You should have half-friended her like I did, she can't see shit on my profile."
by tuuesday April 29, 2010
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when the bottom of your feet are black/brown/any other color from being barefoot and not washing them. a little kid may never get to scrubbing his feet in the bath, and they may remain dirt encrusted if this is the case. you can say the phrase with extra disdain if it has been 3+ days and the dirt is still there. but mostly if someone has been running around barefoot all day, they'll end up with little kid feet. and you know what? that's okay.
"yo, have you seen kiwi's feet today? he's got bad little kid feet"

"yeah, that's mad gross, but i'm not going to shun him. dude just likes to be barefoot."
by tuuesday April 20, 2009
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