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5 definitions by turtlemouth

 
1.
Hitting a Chinese restaurant and going to the movies because they're the only places open on Christmas.
Christmas is expensive. Jewish Christmas costs less than twenty bucks per head and you're not stuck with crappy gifts.
by turtlemouth November 16, 2006
 
2.
The music you love but hide for fear of being ridiculed.
He claims to live the thug life but I've seen his closet music. Anyone who listens to Kenny Loggins can't possibly have street cred.
by turtlemouth November 11, 2006
 
3.
The state of simultaneously wearing too many pieces of gold jewelry, usually neck chains, or any medical condition (particularly death) developed as a consequence of doing so. Such person is said to have OG'd.
Be careful with your Mr. T starter kit because the honeys aren't going to clean your nasty friction sores when you overgold.
by turtlemouth December 03, 2007
 
4.
A style of heavy metal music in which movies like Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, The Beastmaster, Krull, Kull the Conqueror, The Sword and the Sorceror, etc are set to music.
Conan Metal is my closet music.
by turtlemouth November 09, 2006
 
5.
The phenomenon caused when a person slowly shuffles about while staring intently at their smartphone.
I laughed when I saw all the smartphone users doing the penguin walk in the parking lot during last month's fire drill.
by turtlemouth February 10, 2011