1 definition by turdmidget

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An annoying little black child. However may be used to refer to anybody you want to make fun of.

Originated by calling my nephew a turd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.
Kid: "Give me some chicken Mom."

Mother: "Shut up you little turd midget."
by turdmidget March 31, 2010

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