2 definitions by turdfurgusson

A White House nigga is a house nigga who has reached the highest level of house niggatry by being allowed to reside in the White House. Prior to Obama, Colin Powell and Condeleza Rice were the highest ranking White House niggas in the US government.
Conversation between two racists:
Dale: "A black man was elected president. We're screwed! First they take over professional sports, and now they're taking over politics too."
Lawrence: "Why are you worried? Obama is nothing but a white house nigga. He'll make Colin and Conde look like MLK and Isabella Baumfree. Plus, you and I both know that a black man can't hold the same job for four years."
by turdfurgusson November 21, 2010
Nose rape refers to the act of inserting one's finger(s) into an unsuspecting persons nostril.

The act of nose raping has transformed into a 21st century urban extreme sport. Similar to sport hunting, the point sport nose raping is to nose rape as many people as possible in creative ways. However, the people you nose rape must be complete strangers to you. Points are earned for successful nose rapes.

In the game of nose rape, it is common for different points to be awarded for a nose rape based on the difficulty of the nose rape. For example, a common nose rape point system is: 1 pt for single nostril nose rape, 2 pts for double penetration nose rape (DPNR), 3 pts for nose raping someone while they are in their car at a stop light, a cashier at a store who is ringing you up, or a bouncer at a bar. Any point system can be developed, so the above is just an example.
Nose rape, or the act of violation of someone's nostrils with one's fingers, is a serious matter. A recent survey of American college students indicates that 1 out of 5 college students will be nose raped before they graduate. Although the act of nose rape may only last a few seconds the emotional scars last a lifetime.
by turdfurgusson December 10, 2011

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