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35 definitions by tunmy augratin

 
8.
A viscous, glandular substance emitted from the anus.
Simon farted and churned up a bounty of ass cheddar.

Her unwashed gluteal cleft was a veritable cornucopia of ass cheddar.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 23, 2006
 
9.
The female sexual organ whether excessively lubricated or filled with the detritus of a previous ejaculation during sequential intercourse; a wet vagina.
"I hate going to a whorehouse and banging away at some sloppy cunt," said Ranger Rick.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006
 
10.
1. A mythical dish served in a Chinese restaurant catering to male homosexuals and women with a taste for human splooge.

2. The semen discharged from a young male of East Asian lineage.
Hey sissy britches, let's hit the Chink's. They're serving cum of sum yun guy.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
 
11.
A person, usually a male, who enjoys the smell and auditory phenomenon related to the expulsion of methane gas from the anus.

One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.

A fart-sniffer.
That old fart snaffler who picked Tommy up hitchiking outside of 29 Palms fed him a dinner of beans, brown bread and green beer before taking him to bed. The sonofabitch spent the entire evening under the sheets, sniffing Tommy's farts and whacking his weenie! He gave Tommy a C-sheet the next morning!
by Tunmy AuGratin February 23, 2006
 
12.
White, foamy substance produced from old, churned up semen during subsequential vaginal intercourse.

See: Ass foam
I was fuckin' Dottie doggy-style and there musta been a pint or two of cunt foam running from her ass down her thighs!
by Tunmy AuGratin February 23, 2006
 
13.
Noun. A special truss designed for vastly overendowed men so that their penis can discretely hang to the side in their pants. Originally designed by Warner Bros. makeup artist Perc Westmore, with input from costume designer Edith Head, to hide movie star Errol Flynn's massive endowment during the shooting of motion pictures. Flynn had complained that strapping his manhood to his thigh threatened to emasculate him during the making of "They Died With Their Boots On." Flynn had been humilated when co-star Ronald Reagan had snapped his strap during a scene with Olivia da Havilland. The cock slip subsequently became standard issue in Hollywood, worn by such stars/heavy-hung wonders as Milton Berle, Forrest Tucker, Roddy McDowall, and Willem Dafoe.
"In his delicious memoir 'Running with Mr. S,' George Jacobs, Frank Sinatra's former valet relates that Old Blue Eyes wore a cock slip when he made TV appearances in order not to upset the censors. What Frank actually was worried about was shocking his now middle-aged female fans, possibly causing a few heartattacks, as well as scores of failed marriages, lest the ladies get a glimpse of the outline of his huge trouser-mouse."

-- Liz Smith, NY Daily News
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
 
14.
A sexual device such as a "rooster" (cock-ring outfitted with protuberant device) that is designed to stimulate the woman's clitoris during an act of sexual intercourse to abet the female partner's achievement of orgasm. Related word: French Tickler.
"I finally made Alice come last night, Norton. Thanx for letting me borrow your rooster."

"Anytime, Ralphie Boy -- just ask, 'n the clit blipper's yours."
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006