39 definitions by tuna wanda

A male person who is too insecure to be a man, and who follows the crowd to become a sissy. Feminism has encouraged men to become fairies, by teaching that masculine behavior is the same as stupid, brutal macho behavior. Since this is what boys learn in public schools, there is no surprise that they choose to become fags.
Charles was a nice boy, but he decided to become a fag.
by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005
Talent or ability. Something employers do NOT want in a candidate. They want youth and perhaps an attractive appearance.
I spent 25 years developing my job skills, and can't find a job. The bosses only want inexperienced doofuses right out of college.
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
adj. Following the crowd, just like a mindless sheep.

noun. A mindless sheep who follows the crowd. Never, ever thinks. Never strives to be a unique individual. Someone who is not a leader, but a follower.
It's trendy to get a tattoo, so Lisa got a tattoo. It's trendy to eat deep fried Twinkies, so Mona eats deep fried Twinkies. It's trendy to become a poofter, so Lennie decided to become a poofter. It's trendy for effeminate guys to drive chick cars, so Brian drives a chick car. All of these people are trendy.
by Tuna Wanda May 28, 2005
A bra. Especially one for floppers or wobblyfloppers.
Sweetheart, let's go in here. I have to buy a new flopper stopper.
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005
Adjective: Onerous, offensive, burdensome.
I wish those liberals would stop saddling us with their stuck turd laws. I have to fill out six forms in triplicate to build a tree house in my back yard.
by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005
Euphemism for fart, blowing a binderfender, cutting a tile peeler.
Margie, when you have so much flatulence, I'd appreciate it if you'd stay home.
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×