barn burner: can also refer to an epic and overpowering flatulent
expulsion that smells so vomitous
of vile toxic fumes that you swear could burn down or melt an actual man-made structure
Farmer: WHEW!! MAN ALIVE
what is that horrid stench? Please tell me you didn't feed those cows spinach again?
his nose* No that was me - I've been holding
in my grandma's hogmaw beancakes in for weeks!
his nose* God help us!
Barn: *falls down into a pile of rubble*