When doing your girl in the ass/doggy style, whip a banana out of your pocket and slowly shove it in her and yell "YOU GOTS A FRUITY BOOTY!"
Last night I was getting tired of fucking her, so I pulled out my lunch and gave her a fruity booty.
After a bad night of sex with your girl, make her a bowl of fruit loops. Instead of filling the whole bowl with milk, fill half of it with skeet. Then sit and watch her, while laughing.
Dude, she gave me the worst sex tonight, so tomorrow I'm totally fruit looping the bitch.
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